December 2011
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An irate female told me the other day to “lighten up”.
Defensively and on pure instinct, I told her “Blow me”.
Now, on reflection I think that’s exactly what I could do with!
I don’t know about you but I feel really light-hearted after having been the recipient of oral sex.
Just sayin’
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It seems all the sweetest, most intelligent and...
Oceans away from me.
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“I can’t go on living this way
But I can’t go back the way I came...”
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Having beliefs isn't good.
I think it’s better to have ideas.
You can change an idea, changing a belief is trickier. Life should be malleable and progressive; working from idea to idea permits that.
Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth; new ideas can’t generate. Life becomes stagnant.
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You don't get to do that
Come into somebody’s life, make them care and then just check out.
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Daniel: So what's the problem, Sammy-o? Is it just Mum, or is it something else? Maybe... school - are you being bullied? Or is it something worse? Can you give me any clues at all?
Sam: You really want to know?
Daniel: I really want to know.
Sam: Even though you won't be able to do anything to help?
Daniel: Even if that's the case, yeah.
Sam: Okay. Well, the truth is... actually... I'm in love.
Daniel: Sorry?
Sam: I know I should be thinking about Mum all the time, and I am. But the truth is, I'm in love and I was before she died, and there's nothing I can do about it.
Daniel: [laughs] Aren't you a bit young to be in love?
Sam: No.
Daniel: Oh, well, okay... right. Well, I mean, I'm a little relieved.
Sam: Why?
Daniel: Well, because I thought it would be something worse.
Sam: [incredulous] Worse than the total agony of being in love?
Daniel: Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony.
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Why I'm such a downer.
I just thought I should explain, you know, for anyone who reads my blog and is just like “What the fuck is this guy’s problem?” So here’s it is:
On Oct 30, 2009 the girl of my dreams passed away from cancer. Every year since, from Halloween through xmas and into the new year, celebrating anything has become incredibly difficult for me.
Now I’ve mentioned this...
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“Many, many years ago in a sad, faraway land, there was an enormous mountain made...”
– Ofelia (Ivana Baquero) El laberinto del fauno (2006)
Being human is much more difficult than I had anticipated. I want to go home.
So it's xmas day...
This is what I do on xmas:
- The sun is actually out so I’ve done my washing. Had a chat to my neighbour Steve while I hung it out, he’s a really sweet old guy. - There’s fettuccine bubbling away on the stove for my lunch. - There will be a PINT of Bundy Reserve and Dry with said lunch. - And I suppose I should watch a xmas movie between my horrors and thrillers.
Xmas movies,...
So, a couple thousand years ago some geezer was born in a dirty old stable who may or may not have been the offspring and/or manifestation of some higher power/being… I dunno, I wasn’t there.
Basically, I don’t do xmas. But I’m glad a lot of folks who mean a lot to me get this chance to spend some quality time with the people they care about. Love, laugh and travel safe if...
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For xmas this year...
As I’m forced to have a 10 days off without pay, I’m staying home alone and doing absolutely nothing, which I kinda want to anyway because I’ve been working my arse off and would like to switch my brain off for awhile.
I’m drinking beer and watching movies all day everyday… except Boxing Day - That I’m spending with great friends, we’re all bringing a tasty dish and a bunch of booze...