In 30 mins I am so outta here!
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This girl is my hero.
Burger King Japan’s limited-time Kuro Diamond and Kuro Pearl burgers. Yes, that is black cheese. Along with the bun, it’s dyed using bamboo charcoal, with the onion and garlic sauce getting its color from squid ink.
honestly I’d give that shit a try
Bruh no I’m all for black but nooooo lol
i thought we covered why leviathan sandwiches were not a good idea
So the toppings are still boring, it’s just a colour change? *yawn* Pass.
It was okay.
Now, how do I explain its okayness?
Well, imagine you are on a long drive for like 8 hours, you haven’t eaten for about 16 hours, you’re insanely hungry, but there has been nothing around for miles.
Then you find a truck stop with a McDonalds up ahead so you stop there. You get inside and find that there is a huge line with the work experience kid on today who keeps fumbling the orders and taking more time to get shit done.
Meanwhile you are still staving. By the time he gets to you, you find out that the patties for the particular burger you wanted have run out, so you have to opt for your second choice meal. You ask for no onions on the burger.
After the work experience kid, forgets your fries, fumbles with your drink which spills onto your napkins and accidentally cancels the EFTPOS transaction twice. You finally get your meal.
You spend extra time trying to find a find a place to sit down that isn’t as dirty as all of the other seats,because the truck stop has had families pass through there constantly, who all have kids which are messy and tend to drop their food all over the place and smudge their burger sauce over the seats and tables.
You’d think this would be cleaned by the janitor or whoever, but the truck stop is understaffed due to budget cuts.
Finally you find a seat.
You’re starving now, and you’re about to take your first bite of that second choice burger. There are onions in it. You are allergic to onions.
So before you take that bite, you take your order back to the work experience kid, and you have to wait for a pause in his conversation with his co worker to interrupt while they blatantly ignore you.
Eventually he comes to you, and you tell him about your onion problem. He unenthusiastically takes your burger away, and doesn’t apologize. And you can see him talking to the burger flipper out the back. They both stare at you through the kitchen for a sec, and you know their conversation is about you.
You are really starving now.
After about 5 minutes the work experience kid comes back with your “new” burger.
You take it back to your table to find that it isn’t a new burger, its the old one, which they have just scraped the onions off and reapplied the sauce.
Your fries are cold now, but you eat them anyway, your burger is lukewarm, you’re pretty sure they spat in it, and the left over onion residue is causing your face to swell a bit due to your allergies. The burger is nothing like your first choice, or how you remembered your other experiences at McDonalds, but you are so hungry that your now cold, half-arsed meal tastes “okay” anyway.”
I tried to lighten it up, but this pic just cannot properly show the enormity of the crowd at this show.
And you think I don’t read every message that you send?
You think I turn a blind eye, you think I’m just like them?
It breaks my heart, all these stories, brings me to tears all this grief;
and I feel so fucking helpless when I can’t be your relief.
Well don’t lean on me ‘cause I am falling, please don’t fall with me.
I really need you here, yeah I need you so don’t leave.
And don’t count on me ‘cause I am drowning, please don’t drown with me.
Just hold me in your heart, let the ocean take me.
There is hope in my eyes, there is hope in these words.
And there are far too many reasons for you to stay here on this earth.
Stay with me.