Fetish: Undeath
When a toilet seat isn’t properly aligned …and you pinch your sack in it!

When a toilet seat isn’t properly aligned …and you pinch your sack in it!

I was just talking movies with a co-worker and the conversation turned to Kathy Bates, who I mention I think is just fantastic… at which point she asks me “Have you seen her in ‘The Hobbling’?”

 She meant ‘Misery’ of course.

#TheHobbling #lol

I was just talking movies with a co-worker and the conversation turned to Kathy Bates, who I mention I think is just fantastic… at which point she asks me “Have you seen her in ‘The Hobbling’?”

 She meant ‘Misery’ of course.

#TheHobbling #lol

An important message for sure, but um… I’m fairly certain I know where my own hands have been :/

An important message for sure, but um… I’m fairly certain I know where my own hands have been :/

I call this one ‘Contempt In Black And White’

I call this one ‘Contempt In Black And White’

Well, although I’m still annoyed about the way they sprung it on me at the last second, today was actually pretty decent. Imagine my shock when I found the filing system at the Goldy site wasn’t too shabby, and with my partner in crime Juanita (who looks like Consuela from Family Guy  ) we actually managed to get a metric shit-tonne of archiving done.

But the highlight of my day was kickin’ it with a friendly magpie on my breaks. This little girl was singing to me, came right into the office 3 times just to chill, and I swear to Todd we even played chasey around the car-park in the afternoon. Unfortunately my phone battery was flat so I missed out on filming that…

And overall I have to admit it was just nice to have a change of surroundings and get away from the freak show that is my average day. Ugh, still 2 days til the weekend.

So cheeky ^_^

My new friend, Maggie. She sat outside the office door singing for food, so I went out and shared a biscuit with her. She sat beside me the whole time, just chillin’

My new friend, Maggie. She sat outside the office door singing for food, so I went out and shared a biscuit with her. She sat beside me the whole time, just chillin’

GPOY

In 30 mins I am so outta here!

GPOY

In 30 mins I am so outta here!

Still time for a Throwback Thursday - Me and the lovely Lena Heady

Still time for a Throwback Thursday - Me and the lovely Lena Heady